Experiencing a menstrual cycle is basically like, a bunch of teenage demons are trying to do a seance to steal your “life creating” magic. Because it feels like gravity is trying to drag your uterus down to hell. But, with a blood sacrifice, you get to keep it! And those pesky demons have to wait a month to try again. Every month for years until they finally lose and for winning this battle you get to experience “the final period” with hell fire hot flashes and more.
